My Hotdog Eating Contest Training Regimen

// June 12th, 2009 // Announcements

Hey guys, it’s me, Bim, world renowned meat product enthusiast. To help you prepare for this upcoming battle of gastric prowess, I would like to show you the secrets of my success. Unveiled for the very first time is Bim’s hotdog eating contest training regimen!

The first thing you have to remember is that you have to be dedicated. Dedication is everything. Without dedication, your hard work will be for naught! My training is simple, but you have to keep at it. Here’s a step by step breakdown:

Step #1: Eat hotdogs. All the time.

While driving

While driving

While cooking

While cooking

While ironing

While ironing

While napping on the couch

While napping on the couch

While passed out from excessive drinking or hotdog consumption

While passed out from excessive drinking or hotdog consumption

While on the computer

While on the computer

While in the shower

While in the shower

And especially while sleeping

And especially while sleeping

Step #2: Do not forget step #1.

There you go, folks. All you need to claim this victory is complete and unwavering focus and determination. Follow me to the path of righteous victory.

That’s it for now, but please keep checking back here for updates on the contest and more fun tidbits about the world of hotdogs.

12 Responses to “My Hotdog Eating Contest Training Regimen”

  1. alma says:
    June 15, 2009 at 9:16 AM

    this is so funny..hahahahaha:)

  2. kimsan23 says:
    June 15, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    awesome photos Bim! love the shower one!

  3. Tito Alex says:
    June 15, 2009 at 11:37 PM

    That’s disgusting.

    Especially the one in the shower.

  4. Jan Tenedero says:
    June 18, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    awesome!! funny but unbelieveble

  5. Neben Paredes says:
    June 18, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    wow! great : )

  6. kristian says:
    June 22, 2009 at 12:15 AM

    i`ll join

  7. Ade says:
    June 23, 2009 at 6:41 PM

    “eating hotdogs in the shower” is an awkward thing to do, my good man.

  8. Noelle says:
    June 23, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    Is it a manly thing for men to consume hotdogs? They’re kinda phallic…

  9. Pau says:
    June 23, 2009 at 8:58 PM

    Sometimes. I love Bim.

  10. Bim says:
    June 23, 2009 at 10:47 PM

    Nothing’s manlier than training for a chance to win a lot of money.

  11. Joel Avatari says:
    June 24, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    Bim eating hotdog isn’t unusual at all!

  12. jepoy says:
    June 26, 2009 at 1:53 AM

    shower + hotdogs….. WIN!

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