Eating Machines Philippines

Do You Have The Appetite?

// June 25th, 2009 // 6 Comments » // Announcements

Okay, people, I need you guys to ask yourselves something. Do you have the appetite to be part of this growing international sport? (Yes, I ripped that straight off the text message I got.) Anyway, if you do indeed have the appetite for it and for some juicy elongated meat products, then have I got the event for you.

JULY 4, 2009, SATURDAY, at the ROCKWELL TENT: This is where it all begins! Be there and bring your game faces because it is ON! It is so on! 7-Eleven, also known as the life saver of college students everywhere, unveils the biggest NATIONWIDE Competitive Eating battlefield in the Philippines- The Big Bite Match Hot Dog Eating Contest! I bet you can’t say that five times really quick with hot dog bits in your mouth. Yeah, didn’t think so.

My little sister, training me for the contest.

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Dicky Fellow VS Katarina Haligi!

// June 16th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Announcements

Is there a sight more majestic than a girl eating a hotdog? Yeah- two girls, eating multiple hotdogs, in a heated battle royale!

It is my pleasure to give you the video documentation of this epic rivalry, the sultry Katarina Haligi going up against a very determined Dicky Fellow. Huge hotdogs will be swallowed whole! Sauce will splatter everywhere! Little bits of slightly digested bread will fly across the room at extreme velocities! All of this while these two vixens also try to have an eating contest. To me, this is just further proof that there is a divine being out there who loves me.

Without further ado, I now present to you Dicky Fellow VS. Katarina Haligi!

Settle your beef with meat! While humiliating your friends, and taking every little shred of dignity away from them, you could even win some money!

Will you be the next Duke of Degustation?

// June 9th, 2009 // No Comments » // Announcements

The time has come ladies and gentlemen.

In the same way that we have created a national pastime for eating, the supposition to turn The Act of Degustation into a competitive sport makes perfect sense. Today, we celebrate the launch of the country’s first Hotdog Eating Competition, a revelry of stuffing insane amounts of 7-Eleven hotdogs in the shortest span of time. The contest rules are clear and “D” Day (of course, “D” stands for Degustation) will commence on the 26th of June 2009.