Eating Machines Philippines

Dicky Fellow VS Katarina Haligi!

// June 16th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Announcements

Is there a sight more majestic than a girl eating a hotdog? Yeah- two girls, eating multiple hotdogs, in a heated battle royale!

It is my pleasure to give you the video documentation of this epic rivalry, the sultry Katarina Haligi going up against a very determined Dicky Fellow. Huge hotdogs will be swallowed whole! Sauce will splatter everywhere! Little bits of slightly digested bread will fly across the room at extreme velocities! All of this while these two vixens also try to have an eating contest. To me, this is just further proof that there is a divine being out there who loves me.

Without further ado, I now present to you Dicky Fellow VS. Katarina Haligi!

Settle your beef with meat! While humiliating your friends, and taking every little shred of dignity away from them, you could even win some money!

My Hotdog Eating Contest Training Regimen

// June 12th, 2009 // 12 Comments » // Announcements

Hey guys, it’s me, Bim, world renowned meat product enthusiast. To help you prepare for this upcoming battle of gastric prowess, I would like to show you the secrets of my success. Unveiled for the very first time is Bim’s hotdog eating contest training regimen!

The first thing you have to remember is that you have to be dedicated. Dedication is everything. Without dedication, your hard work will be for naught! My training is simple, but you have to keep at it. Here’s a step by step breakdown:

Step #1: Eat hotdogs. All the time.

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Will you be the next Duke of Degustation?

// June 9th, 2009 // No Comments » // Announcements

The time has come ladies and gentlemen.

In the same way that we have created a national pastime for eating, the supposition to turn The Act of Degustation into a competitive sport makes perfect sense. Today, we celebrate the launch of the country’s first Hotdog Eating Competition, a revelry of stuffing insane amounts of 7-Eleven hotdogs in the shortest span of time. The contest rules are clear and “D” Day (of course, “D” stands for Degustation) will commence on the 26th of June 2009.